June 2012
Things Marines can't stand.
force-recon:
1. When they tell someone they are in the Marine Corps and they ask what part of the Army that is.
2. The Navy.
3. The Army.
4. MRE cheese.
5. Officers.
6 Getting a 48 hour leave and being stuck at the Air Port for 14 of them.
7. Bad war movies.
8. Motards.
9. Terrorists.
10. Giant spiders in their bunk.
Me: I should do math.
Me: Holy god look at these problems
Me: The army doesnt need guns
Me: They need algebra textbooks
Army: WE WILL MAKE YOU MULTIPLY FRACTIONS
Enemy: SWEET JESUS WE SURRENDER
